Funny animal memes (part 4)

 Trust me - I am a lion

It is dangerous to go alone. Please take the cats with you.

 Dog: "Master, you have always took a good care of me... I will stay by your side until you get better"

Baby and a dog: "Wait, wait... you are telling me... if I pee in the yard, I get a treat?"

Alpaca out of nowhere on the pitch.

Getting jiggy with it -  you are doing it right dog.

I didn't choose the  dark side... the dark side has chosen me

Yogi bear?... No sir, I'm yoga bear.

Barking dog: "I don't always bark in the middle of the night, but when I do, Its for no fucking reason"

Fox: "Oh... you are installing Chrome"

Brushing the Slow Loris Kinako



The video shows the lovely Slow Loris Kinako, being brushed with a comb. Kinako was born in a pet shop in Japan. She has her venomous teeth and is happily living with a family there. It is amazing how cute the slow lorises are, and how close to their nature is behavior like: being tickled, brushed or just caressed.

Funny animal memes (part 3)

Alpaca pillar - when it sprouts its wings you will know what it means to fear

Fish: Excuse me, rocks...

Cat: I don't know how to say this, but... you don't have a hamster anymore

Hello... yes, this is the dog...
I don't know who you are but I will find you and exterminate you...
(dog scared)

It took Ralf the cat six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back.

 Cat: I am a towel

Loving bear family: true love stands by each other on good days, and stand even closer on bad days

Bear: Lol I'm a bird

 Cute kitten: I'm sad - the dog told me he was cuter...

Skinny dog: Hey guys, wanna buy some weed

4th of July animals

4th of July animals
 Cute dog with US flag and glasses.

4th of July animals
 Cute puppy dressed in US flag colors for 4th of July

4th of July animals
A cat with funny US 4th of July hat and the US flag.

4th of July animals
Dog celebrating the 4th of July with US flags and.

4th of July animals
A cat dressed for 4th of July.

4th of July animals
Dog with fancy hat and ties for 4th of July.

Cute dogs and cats celebrating 4th of July.

Deadliest animals in the world

Mosquito

1. Mosquito
You are probably thinking about the itch when a mosquito bites you, but some of those very small animals are very deadly too. Two to three million people die every year of mosquitoes’ transmitted diseases and about six hundred million people annually are infected. The malaria specific mosquito carry is one of the deadliest diseases known to human beings.

African Elephant

2. African Elephant
The African elephant is the world biggest land animal. Elephants can be extremely aggressive and kill more than 500 people a year around the world. Weighting around 15 thousand pounds the elephant trample other animals like rhinos and lions and also people to death. Their tusks are very sharp and deadly too. Due to their amazing memory the elephants could be vengeful and raze whole villages to the ground during their rampage.

Blue Ringed Octopus

3. Blue Ringed Octopus
The little octopus holds enough venom to kill twenty people and there is no antidote for its poison. If a person gets bitten they will be paralyzed and unable to breathe in less than two minutes. However the person will remain conscious and even might survive if artificial respiration is done at a hospital for example. The human body itself could eventually handle the poison if the “little” breathing problem is neutralized.

Tse Tse Fly

4. Tse Tse Fly
Tse Tse Fly is a large blood sucking fly that is common for central and South Africa. It carries the African Sleeping Disease and is responsible for the death of two hundred thousand people every year. The African Sleeping Disease has two main stages. In the first one the victim experience fever, high temperature, muscle pain. The second stage is deadly and is known by the impaired sleeping cycle. The victim will experience fragmented sleep and wake periods during the day and night.

Australian Box Jellyfish

5. Australian Box Jellyfish
This Jellyfish is killing more people than other deadly animals as crocodiles and sharks. The Jellyfish could have up to sixty tentacles and each of them could be up to fifteen feet long. Each tentacle has enough venom to kill 60 human beings. Australian Box Jellyfish has been known as the “World’s most venomous animal”

Poison Dart Frog

6. Poison Dart Frog
The little colorful frog has enough venom to kill more than twenty thousand mice. The poison is actually located over the skin of the frog and will be transmitted on touch. There is enough toxin in each frog to kill ten humans.

Black Mamba

7. Black Mamba
The Black Mamba is probably the most feared animal in the world. The Mamba is very agile, quick and aggressive. The Black Mamba attacks without being provoked and is deadly. More than ten thousand humans die every year due to its attacks.

Stonefish

8. Stonefish
The Stonefish lies camouflaged on the bottom of the ocean and ambushes its unlucky prey. It is so fast and deadly that escape is impossible. To make the things worse the Stonefish is covered with venomous spines and the poison is deadly with no antidote discovered.