Alpaca pillar - when it sprouts its wings you will know what it means to fear
Fish: Excuse me, rocks...
Cat: I don't know how to say this, but... you don't have a hamster anymore
Hello... yes, this is the dog...
I don't know who you are but I will find you and exterminate you...
(dog scared)
It took Ralf the cat six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back.
Cat: I am a towel
Loving bear family: true love stands by each other on good days, and stand even closer on bad days
Bear: Lol I'm a bird
Cute kitten: I'm sad - the dog told me he was cuter...
Skinny dog: Hey guys, wanna buy some weed